Too Sober Tank Top Black – Chelsea London

Statement Vest

TOO SOBER FOR THIS

For the ones who showed up, but only just. Heavy cotton, bold print, zero apologies. Festival season essential.

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Just Be Quiet Tank Top – Exact Print Close Up

Pride Vest

Say it louder for the ones at the back.

Wear your values on your chest. Literally. Heavy cotton graphic vest made for Pride marches, festival fields and anywhere else it needs saying.

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  • Because all Garms.House items are made to order, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change of mind. Please review the size guide available on each product page before placing your order. If you have any questions about sizing before purchasing, please contact us at garmshouse.com/pages/contact
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