{"product_id":"lobotomize-unisex-cotton-t-shirt","title":"Lobotomize - Unisex Cotton T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"876\" data-start=\"264\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"827\" data-start=\"774\"\u003eBuy any 2 T-shirts and get 15% off — explore here\u003c\/strong\u003e, with \u003cstrong data-end=\"860\" data-start=\"834\"\u003efree standard delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e on every order.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis graphic T-shirt features the phrase “Lobotomize Me Daddy” in a bold, high-contrast typographic design that leans into irony, provocation, and internet-era humour. Printed on heavyweight cotton with a regular unisex fit, the design is intentionally simple, letting the statement do the work without overcomplication. Available in both black and white, this tee is built for everyday wear while still making its point.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe fit is true to size, but \u003cstrong data-end=\"772\" data-start=\"715\"\u003esize up if you want a looser, more relaxed silhouette\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"876\" data-start=\"264\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"827\" data-start=\"774\"\u003eBuy any 2 T-shirts and get 15% off — \u003ca title=\"Graphic T-Shirt Collection\" href=\"https:\/\/garmshouse.com\/collections\/tshirts\"\u003eexplore here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca title=\"Graphic T-Shirt Collection\" href=\"https:\/\/garmshouse.com\/collections\/tshirts\"\u003e,\u003c\/a\u003e with \u003cstrong data-end=\"860\" data-start=\"834\"\u003efree standard delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e on every order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; 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